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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)
#oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)
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“this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself”
I CANNOT BREATHE
LOOK AT ITS LITTLE TEETHIES.
ITS TEETH
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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
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i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
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If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?
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YOU DON’T GET TO POLICE OTHER PEOPLE’S EMOTIONS YOU DON’T GET TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE NOT UPSET ENOUGH FOR CERTAIN THINGS YOU DON’T GET TO ACT LIKE YOUR FEELINGS ARE FAR STRONGER AND FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO ANYONE ELSE’S FEELINGS OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SITE
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Kaylah. Taken. I like music. And Sherlock. And the Avengers. And Doctor Who.
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